I'm all smart nstuff

 What's new you ask? Well I'm a collage girl now, started  in february and I just love it. I'm going to the Academy of art university, doing it online so I can go to class naked in my pj's.
Since then I realized that there are a lot of people out there way dumber then me, this makes me soo happy. It's like when your having a bad day and you just feel so fat and yucky but then this nasty woman (with tight pink pants on that make her ass look like the junk in her trunk caught fire and melted down to her knees along with the rest of her, that you get to also see due to the tight orange belly shirt) cuts you in line at walmart, and as you stare at her with disgust knowing you'd never be caught in public looking like that, you smile and don't feel so fat anymore... okay sorry that took a hole lot longer to explain then I intended. Shoulda jis said no matter how bad you think you got it someone always has it worse. Anyway I really like collage...
I have more good news or rather GREAT news. After thirteen years, we have paid off our house!!!! It is all ours now and it feels wonderful. I'd like to get a big sign that says HOMEOWNER and pin it on me, but that might be too much, so I'll settle for telling everyone I come in contact with and spreading it all over the internet:)
I leave ya now, cuz I'm tired of writin, but someone left a comment and wanted me to take a survey as to why I blog, so I jis thought I'd tell ya...
I blog cuz ain't no one here to listen to my shit. (see how much my grammar has inproved since I started collage:) Yep, I'm all smart nstuff now.

Starting to really blog

This'll be my first post using this blog as a damb blog instead of a comment page ( which didn't pan out anyway)
So, I think I mentioned that I'm a bartender. I worked last night untill bout 3:00 in the morn. Just a typical night nothin' too funny, cept one drunk was tellin' me how amino acids was making his penis grow. Another one fell on his ass while spinning an even drunker bitch in the air ~ that was some funny shit.
Before I went to work my yungin' took a header off the swing and told me she broke her asthma ~ lol ~ yungins' and the funny shit they say.

Here's a video of a funny yungin' gittin on a horse the wrong way.



Think I'll change this blog up a little tomorrow, give it a new layout and some more character