Pussy In Da Pooper

The new year started out with a bang. Yep, "bang" went the water pump when it took a shit on new years eve. We were outta water for six days, had to take showers at my Moms and get drinking water from the neighbors. Also had to get buckets of water to flush the toilet, if you think that sounds gross, try being the one doing it~ reminded me of my childhood. lol~ Not joking
Anyway, had to have the pump rebuilt and got a new tank because a leak was created not from the hubs screaming, cussing and beating the hell out of the old one, no the leak, as the hubs says "just appeared" In the meantime our eight year old, trying to be helpful, nailed a sign to the bathroom door that said
                           "don't flush the toilet and try not to poop"

Shoulda had one of those signs awhile back when we had to get the septic tank pumped.One of my favorite redneck stories called
 "I think my shitter needs pumped" still makes me laugh.
Anyway, we finally got the pump fixed but then the toilet took a crap, lol, and we had to replace the insides of it too.
So, me and the girls went in the other bathroom to clean it out since it has become kind of a storage room since we ran outta money to fix it up. Well, what we found was a wild "kitty" living in there~ Oh yeah. It's been getting in from a hole in the floor, that's there cus we were working on the floor when we ran outta money. Anyway, there must be an opening to the crawl space that we can't seem to find. The girls are very excited and have been feeding it and trying to catch it, so I'm kinda stuck with pussy cat in the pooper. lol
pussy-in-da-poop-er da-da-da-da-da-da
ha-ha-he-he I made a did-dee
okay I quit

"Bullshit"

What to do on a cold winter night? Now get yer minds outta the gutter, there are children here. So, let me rephrase that.
What to do on a cold winter night with kids.
We have been having so much fun with this game called "bullshit" I know it doesn't sound like an appropriate game to play with the youngins, but to ease yer mind, we make them say "bs" instead of bullshit. You just gotta play this game.
First, you get as many players as you want, in my case we have five, then you deal the entire deck of cards (minis the jokers). The object is to get rid of all your cards, but you have to do it in order. So, say I'm first, I have to look in my hand and find all the aces, if I have two of them I lay them down and say "two aces". The next person has to find and lay down two's then the next person lays down three's and so on. You lay down however many of what you need and say how many of what you laid down.
Now, the tricker or the fun part is, if you don't actually have any queens and it's your turn and yer stuck with laying down queens, you can lie and lay down a two, a five and a king or whatever you want, but, lie and say three queens. The next person has the option to believe you or not, and if not then, they say "bullshit" you then have to show them the cards you layed down and if they were right, then you have to pick up all the cards, if you actually put down what you were supposed to and they call "bullshit" then they have to pick up all the cards.
 It's fun~ exspecially when yer playin' with a fifteen year old who has no problems at all lying and a twelve year old who talks quieter and puts her head down, so you know ever time she tries to lie. Not to mention my eight year old who giggles and laughs every time she tries to bullshit anyone, and when no calls "bullshit" on her, she has to sit on her hands just to keep from jumping out of her seat with ha ha he he I lied excitement.  Very funny
Ya, I know, I have no life.