Another Day Another Dollar

I've worked for the past three days and have three more to go. Haven't had alot of time to work on my websites, hopefully I can get some work done next week. I'm still not too sure about this blog back ground, so if anyone knows where I can get a more rednecky back ground please let me know. Got out of the bar last night about 3:00 a.m. It was a nice day outside so, I knew I'd have a busy night. Dumb ass me though wore a very uncomfortable pair of shoes and was about to cry over it. I had the old man bring in my Reebok's before it was over, don't think I would've lasted all night without um.
Nothin' very funny happened I did hear a new joke though.

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blond woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ..... 'Boy.................. ..go git cha Momma..............